Johnny Depp Is A Stupid Jerk

When it comes to celebrities, there's no accounting for taste.
First, crooner Tony Bennett implied that with regard to the attack on America on September 11, we sort of had it coming. Bennett suggested that America's prior actions virtually provoked the attack on our nation that killed 3,000 innocent people.
Bennett later issued a half-hearted apology in which he sang his own praises.
Now, aging movie heartthrob Johnny Depp has opened his mouth and mumbled something about photo shoots being like rape. It seems that Depp feels that when he submits to a photo shoot he feels like he's being raped. Yes, having your picture taken is as bad as being raped! Try telling that to someone who's actually been raped.
Poor, poor Johnny -- they keep wanting to take his picture again and again and again. It's all so tortuous, so dreadful, so painful, so tedious.
And so now Johnny has also been forced to apologize for his inane comments.
Beefcake? No, no -- not Johnny. Just call him beef jerky!